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Monday, February 1, 2010

A little JOKE for this evening!

Six Again
 
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, and the Wall of Fear - everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered a Big Mac for her along with extra fries and refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola, and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"

One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."


The moral of this story:
If a woman speaks and a man is there to hear her, 
he will get it wrong anyway.

8 comments:

blandine said...
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Suzanne said...
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blandine said...

Tuas bien fait de t'accorder un repos ,Ce n'est pas trop le dimanche!
Ton joke est drôle!!
C'est un test,car c'est la 1er fois que j'écris...des commentaires...

Suzanne said...

Blandine1
Good to hear from you!
So you thought that my joke is funny ... Great!

Have a great evening!

Suzanne and thanks for commenting!

Jeannot said...

Hi Susan,
A lot of document in this first week...ouf!!! Your blog is very interesting. I know you a little bit more....We were born in the same year...our chinese sign is also the same....DOG = fidelity, loyalty...
Easy contact.... certainly funny. See you tomorrow.
Jeanne

Suzanne said...

Good evening Jeanne and thank you for posting a comment.
Yes! Many documents and a lot of hard work that I have done to create them. Many hours of work but it's all worth it in the end because I enjoy doing it!
Thank you also for your comment on the blog! Good if you find it interesting, you can talk about it to your classmates1 Suzanne

Huguette said...

What a pleasant way to wake up!

Suzanne said...

'Morning, Huguette!
That was my intention from the start!

See you later!

Suzanne